Bible Lessons
So we're hanging out in the waiting room at our doctor's office this afternoon, the kid and me, and there's not much to read, basic Good Housekeeping journals and Hunting magazines, Dr. Phil is jabbing away on the TV, we're bored stiff. I pick up a bright primary-colored kiddy Bible and we begin reading it together solemnly.
We get to the Noah's Ark page and the kid's eyes widen.
The Kid: Mom...
Me: What?
The Kid: I just...it just occurred to me...
Me: What?
The Kid: If there were only two animals of each kind on the boat? And only Noah's family?
Me: Yeah?
The Kid: God killed kittens?
Me: Yep. And puppies.
The Kid: And babies? Toddlers?
Me: (Trying not to laugh): Well, yes. But see, they were evil babies.
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