After Attempted NFL Combine Prayer, Tebow Told To "Shut The Fuck Up"

The overly pious, and professional crybaby Tim Tebow reportedly requested the room of prospect NFL players to bow their heads in prayer before the Wonderlic, a twelve minute, fifty question NFL pre-draft test. Another player reportedly told Tim to "shut the fuck up" as other players laughed.

According to ESPN Tebow had a below average Wonderlic score of 22 out of 50; which once again proves that preparation beats prayer every time.

Darryl. The kind of friend Jesus would have.

Click HERE to read a hysterical email exchange between an Australian public school counselor and a concerned parent that started over a permission slip that the school sent out for the kids to attend an Easter play.

"Fair and Balanced", eh Fox News?

Psst Fox, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to report on the news...don't be the news!