Saturday, October 31, 2009

Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network Warns Americans Of ‘Demonic’ Halloween Candy



Keep an eye out for 'demonic' Sponge Bobs munching on 'cursed' kit-kats tonight!


“Most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches,” Daniels wrote. “I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.”

Daniels goes on to say...

“Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats,” she wrote. “It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.”

Friday, October 30, 2009

How Much Coin is Your Child Worth?


God defines the value of human life in dollars and cents. Of course, to God, females are worth considerably less than males (50 - 60%) - but neither are worth much.

Males (20 - 60 years old) are worth 50 shekels.
Females are worth 30.

Males (5 - 20 years old) are worth 20 shekels.
Females are worth 10.

Males (one month - 5 years old) are worth 5 shekels.
Females are worth 3.

And babies (or fetuses) less than one month old are worth nothing at all.

"And thy estimation shall be of the male from twenty years old even unto sixty years old, even thy estimation shall be fifty shekels of silver, after the shekel of the sanctuary. And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels. And if it be from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver. And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels."

I can't wait for my baby daughter to turn one month old in a few weeks so she can finally be worth something, even if it is only a fraction of what her little nephews are worth.


Saturday, October 24, 2009

8: The Mormon Proposition (Trailer)


This documentary is about Proposition 8 and the banning of gay marriage in California. Even more, it's about the Mormons and the Mormon church that dumped millions of dollars into taking away peoples' rights.

Official Website - http://www.mormonproposition.com/

Godless Comedy from That Mitchell and Webb Look - Abraham and Isaac

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Philip Spooner Speaks Out for Gay Marriage "what do you think I fought for in Omaha Beach?"

The Marriage Equality Bill that was voted on in Maine happened in early May of this year, and it passed 89-58 in favor to approve marriage equality and allow same sex marriage. The passing of this bill made Maine the fifth state to allow gay marriage...but not without a fight from the Catholic church. Even though this is a story that is five months old and one that was won by the rational side I had to post this video:

Philip Spooner, spoke from his heart to the state legislature in Maine to stand up for gay marriage and equality for all under the law.

If you have a heart, get a tissue.



Are you a creepy elderly virgin who enjoys the company of little boys? -----> You Should be a Catholic Priest

Oprah Visits Denmark and Speaks to Some Happy Female Atheists

The atheists were Danish women in Copenhagen. They talked about the system of government, economy, social services, and so on. And at one point Oprah said "I heard you claim to be happier because you are not involved in religion" or words to that effect.

Oprah was displaying for her viewing audience, and herself, how things work in a country that is far, far more "civilized" than the US.

I guess the point of the show was to examine "the happiest people in the world" ... The Danes... And it turns out that they are less materialistic, more family- and children-focused, have a full range of fully funded public services, minimal difference in wealth between the richest and poorest, a progressive tax system that rewards following a career that suits you rather than one that makes more money, and atheism.


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Prophecy Fail



That's a bit like a "psychic" getting hit by a bus.

State Constitutions That Discriminate Against Atheists



The United States Constitution

Article VI.
Clause 3
"... but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

Amendment I
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;"


“No religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office, or public trust, in this State; nor shall any one be excluded from holding office on account of his religious sentiments, provided he acknowledge the existence of a Supreme Being.

"Disqualifications of office. The following persons shall be disqualified for office: First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God."

“No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any court.”

It's not just the South...

"That no religious test ought ever to be required as a qualification for any office of profit or trust in this State, other than a declaration of belief in the existence of God;"

"No person who acknowledges the being of a God and a future state of rewards and punishments shall, on account of his religious sentiments, be disqualified to hold any office or place of trust or profit under this Commonwealth."


According to these states backwards and bigoted constitutions, the following godless Americans could not hold public office if they ran today:

George Washington
Benjamin Franklin
Thomas Paine
Thomas Jefferson
James Madison
John Adams
Abraham Lincoln

Here is a list of godless quotes from our Founding Fathers

Saturday, October 17, 2009

ABC News Interviews David Cross About His Godless Comedy



N.C. Baptist Church to Celebrate Halloween by Burning “Heretical” Bibles, Books, and Music




I think Pastor Grizzard's hooded robe must be at the dry cleaners, that probably explains the classy overalls.

CANTON, N.C. (October 13, 2009)—The Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C. will celebrate Halloween by burning Bibles that aren’t the King James Version, as well as music and books and anything else Pastor Marc Grizzard says is a satanic influence.

Among the authors whose books Grizzard plans to burn are well known ministers Rick Warren and Billy Graham because he says they have occasionally used Bibles other than the King James Version, which is the sole biblical source he considers infallible.

According to the church’s Web site, members will also burn “Satan's music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul (and) oldies.

“We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn, Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning (and) William Young.

During the book burning, according to the Web site, barbecued chicken fried chicken and “all the sides” will be served.

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/64164232.html


"Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings."
~Heinrich Heine,
Almansor, 1823





Friday, October 16, 2009

God Just Doesn't Make Us Like He Used To!


And the son of god only made it to 33...what a looser!



Before the Flood
Biblical PatriarchLife Span
Adam930
Seth912
Enosh905
Cainan910
Mahalealel895
Jared962
Enoch365
Methuselah969
Lamech777
Noah950

After the Flood
Biblical PatriarchLife Span
Shem600
Arphaxad498
Salah433
Eber464
Peleg239
Reu239
Serug230
Nahor148
Terah205




This Kid Is More Perceptive Than The Average Christian

A post from the Delagar blog:

Bible Lessons

So we're hanging out in the waiting room at our doctor's office this afternoon, the kid and me, and there's not much to read, basic Good Housekeeping journals and Hunting magazines, Dr. Phil is jabbing away on the TV, we're bored stiff. I pick up a bright primary-colored kiddy Bible and we begin reading it together solemnly.

We get to the Noah's Ark page and the kid's eyes widen.

The Kid: Mom...

Me: What?

The Kid: I just...it just occurred to me...

Me: What?

The Kid: If there were only two animals of each kind on the boat? And only Noah's family?

Me: Yeah?

The Kid: God killed kittens?

Me: Yep. And puppies.

The Kid: And babies? Toddlers?

Me: (Trying not to laugh): Well, yes. But see, they were evil babies.

The Kid: Evil toddlers?

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Anti-Gay NYC 'Beatdown' Wasn't A Hate Crime, Says Friend With Homophobic Leviticus Tattoo



"Thou shalt not lie with male, as with woman: it is abomination." Leviticus 18:22
If this violent thug feels the need to get this forever tattooed on his arm he is clearly in gay denial! I guess he didn't read the next chapter of Leviticus where it says that tattoos are an abomination.

QUEENS (WABC)
U.S. Marshals and Norfolk police took 21-year-old Daniel Rodriguez into custody at a relatives home.

Charges are pending and NYPD detectives are in the process of returning him to New York.

The other suspect, Daniel Aleman, in the beating was arrested on Sunday.

Aleman, 26, was arraigned on a charge of assault as a hate crimes. He faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

Investigators say the two Queens men taunted Jack Price and yelled anti-gay slurs before punching and kicking him last Thursday after he left a 24-hour deli near his home in Queens.

Price suffered a fractured jaw and ribs, the collapse of both of his lungs, and a lacerated spleen. All the punches and kicks the victim suffered through were captured on the cameras of a nearby business.

Last Thursday at 4:30 in the morning the victim's nightmare began. Price, who is openly gay, had been to a nearby bodega for cigarettes. The confrontation began outside the store.

Police say the suspect's yelled anti-gay slurs, and then the 5-foot-6, 130 pound man was punched and kicked over and over again. It was three minutes of horror.

In the video, the suspects are seen stopping and walking away, but they then quickly turn back. It looks like they steal something from the victim. Finally, with Price on his knees, they gave him one last punch.

Remarkably the victim was able to stumble away from the scene.

The victim's family says Price is awake and alert, but he's still on a respirator. He has a long road to recovery ahead.
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7062514









Little Known Bible Fact of the Day: Piercings and Tattoos are a SIN!

"Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28

According to the Old Testament it doesn't matter if you have a cute fairy tattoo on your ankle or your entire face tatted and pierced. Tattoos and Piercings = Sin!


Sinner!


Sinner!

Sinner!


Sinner!

I've heard Christians say "well, tattoos are only forbidden in the Old Testament, not the New, so it doesn't apply to me and my sweet Jesus fish tatt." Well, by that logic Christians should be cool with homosexuality since it's only directly referenced as being forbidden in the same book (Leviticus) of the Old Testament.






Friday, October 9, 2009

Monkey Moms Act Like Human Moms

Look at these pictures and tell me we're not connected!

[click image to embiggen]
[the handsome fella in the top picture, upper right corner is about to be me]

Charles Q. Choi, LiveScience
The intense, special exchanges that human mothers share with their newborn infants might have deep roots all the way back in monkeys.

Rhesus macaques and their offspring interact in the first month of life in ways much like what humans often do, scientists now suggest.

"What does a mother or father do when looking at their own baby?" asked researcher Pier Francesco Ferrari, a behavioral biologist and neuroscientist at the University of Parma in Italy. "They smile at them and exaggerate their gestures, modify their voice pitch — so-called 'motherese' — and kiss them. What we found in mother macaques is very similar — they exaggerate their gestures, 'kiss' their baby, and have sustained mutual gaze."

Past research has shown these emotional interactions go both ways in humans — newborns are sensitive to their mother's expressions, movements, and voice, and engage their parents in much the same way. For years, these capacities were basically considered unique to humans, although perhaps shared to some extent with chimpanzees.

Now Ferrari and his colleagues extend these skills to macaques, "suggesting the origins of these behaviors actually goes way back," he told LiveScience. (Rhesus monkey ancestors diverged from those of humans roughly 25 million years ago, while chimpanzees diverged from our lineage 6 million years ago.)

The scientists closely observed 14 mother-infant pairs for the first two months of the babies' lives. Mother macaques and their infants spent more time gazing at each other than at other monkeys. The researches also found that mothers more often smacked their lips at their infants, a gesture that the infants often imitated back to their mothers, suggesting that infant monkeys may have a rich internal world that we are only now beginning to see.

Moreover, Ferrari and his colleagues saw mothers actively searching for the infant's gaze, sometimes holding the infant's head and gently pulling it towards her face. In other instances, when the babies were physically separated from their mothers, the parent moved her face very close to that of the offspring, sometimes lowering her head and bouncing it in front of the youngster.

Intriguingly, these exchanges virtually disappeared when infants turned about one month old.

"It's quite puzzling," Ferrari said, "but we should consider that macaque development is much faster that of humans. Motor competences of a two-week-old macaque could be compared to an eight- to twelve-month-old human infant. Thus, independence from the mother occurs very early. What happens next in the first and second month of life is that infants become more interested in interacting with their same-age peers."

This discovery suggests that by studying monkeys, scientists might get insights into the evolution of parental care and infant development in humans.

"These types of interactions are the way we learn to be sensitive to others' needs," Ferrari said.

http://www.livescience.com/culture/091008-monkey-mamas.html


This humbling and heart warming article is not at all surprising...unless you're an evolution denying, fundagelical, creationist trying to figure out a way to spin this in favor of your Jebus.

ACLU: Bibles Used As Weapons At North Texas Schools




PLANO (CBS 11 / TXA 21) A report issued Thursday by the American Civil Liberties Union of Texas claims that Gideon Bibles which were passed out in schools were used to harass and hurt several students in Plano and Frisco.

The ACLU says its investigation was launched in May after numerous complaints. The report focuses on ten school districts throughout the state where Bibles were handed out to students by the Gideons International. According to the ACLU, students at Vines High School in Plano were given so many Bibles that they threw them at one another, sold them, tore them up and used the pages to roll a marijuana joint. The report alleges that students at Frankford Middle School in Plano harassed a Jewish classmate with the Bibles before tossing them at the boy.


Scene from "Saved" - The Gospel is not a weapon


The ACLU is pressing to end the distribution of Bibles in Texas public schools. "If the literature is handed out in such a way to make the students believe that school has endorsed or is blessing the material," said the ACLU's Anne Shuttee, "it raises questions of the establishment clause of the separation of church and state."

Advocates for religious freedom argue that the practice of passing out religius material in public places is protected by the Constitution. "My concern is that the ACLU used to stand for free speech," said Hiram Sasser of the Liberty Legal Institute, "but now they're standing for censorship and they're trying to add the bible to their banned-books list."

http://cbs11tv.com/local/bibles.aclu.gideons.2.1237242.html


"Advocates for religious freedom argue that the practice of passing out religius material in public places is protected by the Constitution". This is complete nonsense! Courts have almost unanimously agreed that distribution of bibles in public schools, either actively or passively, is unconstitutional because children and teenagers are considered too impressionable to make the distinction between private religious speech and school sponsored speech. School is for learning, not for creepy organizations to try to "save souls". I can only imagine what these "advocates of religious freedom" people would do if a group of Muslims were to show up at their kids school to hand out stacks of Qur'ans. And if a Christian student was assaulted with a Qur'an like the Jewish student who was assaulted with a bible!...every right-wing Christians head would head collectively explode.