Tim Minchin - "Pope Song"

Here are the lyrics in case you missed something:

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a fucking motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's a total fucking fucker

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fucking fuck the motherfucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker

If you think that motherfucker is sacred
If you cover for another motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck you, you're no better than the motherfucking rapist

And if you don't like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you, motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

I don't give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate
This has naught to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
I'm not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate

There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways
I'll be a religious apologist on other fucking days
But the fact remains if you protect a single kiddie fucker
Then pope or prince or plumber, you're a fucking motherfucker

You see I don't give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother
I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs don't impact on the happiness of others

But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
At which threats of hell impose it on others in society
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out you've been fucking us in our motherfucking asses

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you, motherfucker
If you're still a motherfucking papist
If he covered for a single motherfucker who's a kiddie fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, he's as evil as the rapist

And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you
With its filthy fucking language, and its fucking disrespect
If it made you feel angry go ahead and write a letter

But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact:
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking, power hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat

Deepak Chopra Gets Humiliated And Humbled In 13 Seconds

Not that it's really hard to humiliate a new agey pseudoscience pushing hack like Chopra; I mean, this clip is taken from a debate about the existence of the devil after all, and he was on the side of the Catholic Priest.

Muslims Threaten To Kill South Park Creators

[Muhammad]

Damn, Jesus Really Was Hung On The Cross!

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Controversy has engorged a Warr Acres, Oklahoma Catholic church over this 10 foot depiction of Jesus on the cross. Some of the church congregation don't see the god sized gland, while many others are anything but flaccid with anger at the sight of a Christ cock. Personally, I can't unsee a giant Jesus johnson!

NewsOk -

Churchgoers are outraged over a crucifix in a Catholic church that they say shows an image of genitalia on Jesus.

The controversial crucifix has caused a deep divide among members of St. Charles Borromeo Catholic Church, where it hangs above the main altar.

"There are a couple people who have left the parish,” said the Rev. Philip Seeton, the church’s pastor. "There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed.”

Critics of the crucifix take issue with what appears to be a large penis covering Jesus’ abdominal area. Seeton said the portion of the crucifix in question is meant to be Jesus’ abdomen "showing distension” — not a penis.

The crucifix is about 10 feet tall. It has been hanging above the altar since Feb. 21.

Monsignor Edward Weisenburger of the Oklahoma City Archdiocese also said he has no problems with the crucifix. He said the archdiocese has received no complaints about it.

We Are All Star Stuff

"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn't be here if stars hadn't exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren't created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today." - Lawrence Krauss (Prof. of Physics Arizona State University)

Mrs. Betty Bowers: Sarah Palin Wins "Worst Mother in America" Award

"Your tireless determination to carelessly ignore your family, when you aren't carefully exploiting them..."

It's Tough Being the Westboro Baptist Church...

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Creepiest God Damn Thing I've Ever Seen!

Apparently this artist loves Jesus, and creeping the shit out of little children.

Here's the full size drawing if you want to get full size creeped out.

Nate Phelps, Son of the "God Hates Fags" Preacher Fred Phelps, Speaks Out Against His Father

From Vancouver B.C. The Times Colonist:

VANCOUVER — Soft-spoken taxi driver Nate Phelps of Cranbrook, B.C., is coming forward on Easter Sunday to speak out in a televised interview against one of America’s most outspoken anti-gay crusaders — his own father.

Phelps, who has been quietly living in B.C. with his wife and four children, is the estranged son of Pastor Fred Phelps, head of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan.

Members of the church gained notoriety in Canada in 2008 after announcing plans to picket the funeral of Tim McLean, who was beheaded on a Greyhound bus near Winnipeg by a man who is now in a psychiatric hospital.

Pastor Phelps claimed the grisly murder was divine revenge for Canada’s liberal policies on abortion, gay rights and divorce.

Nate Phelps, who broke away from his father and his beliefs in 1980, first revealed his identity to a customer in his cab in Cranbrook. The fare happened to be University of B.C. journalism student Trevor Melanson.

Melanson went on to write an award-winning feature about Nate Phelps that was published in the Ubyssey, the newspaper at the University of British Columbia, and on thetyee.ca website in 2009.

In his first in-depth television interview, he tells journalist Peter W. Klein about a childhood dominated by a fear of going to hell, and says the Westboro Baptist Church shares some of the same traits as a cult.

Phelps says his father regularly beat his mother and 11 siblings, used racial epithets and blamed the world’s problems on homosexuality.

In recent years the Kansas congregation has outraged many for conducting verbally abusive protests at the funerals of U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq. Phelps claims that America’s losses are God’s punishment for increasing social acceptance of homosexuality.

On his “church” website, (godhatesfags.com) Phelps publishes a list of planned protests that he dubs “the love crusades.”

In the interview, Phelps says that his father was once a brilliant and well-respected lawyer who led several anti-segregation cases and was honoured by the NAACP as a civil rights hero.

Nate Phelps now considers himself an atheist.

This is an amazing interview that recently aired on Canada's VisionTV. It sheds light on Nate Phelps "sociopath" father and his tiny but disgustingly vocal church. The interview lasts just over 30 minutes but it is well worth it.

"I'm Sorry I'm a Christian" - A poem by Chris Tse

If only the average Christian were this honest.



"I'm sorry we stand at the front of abortion clinics screaming at 15 year old girls as they enter, instead of waiting at the back door and hugging them as they leave." I had a momentary choke up when I heard this line.