50 Rabbis circle Israel in a plane while blowing horns and praying to ward off the swine flu virus

This would be about as effective as slaughtering a goat mid air to ward off swine flu...actually, I'd rather be on a plane with someone that was slaughtering goats than with a bunch of old beardy men chanting and tooting on horns. But I know the real reason the Rabbis are afraid of swine flu...it's not kosher!