Saturday, October 17, 2009

ABC News Interviews David Cross About His Godless Comedy



N.C. Baptist Church to Celebrate Halloween by Burning “Heretical” Bibles, Books, and Music




I think Pastor Grizzard's hooded robe must be at the dry cleaners, that probably explains the classy overalls.

CANTON, N.C. (October 13, 2009)—The Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C. will celebrate Halloween by burning Bibles that aren’t the King James Version, as well as music and books and anything else Pastor Marc Grizzard says is a satanic influence.

Among the authors whose books Grizzard plans to burn are well known ministers Rick Warren and Billy Graham because he says they have occasionally used Bibles other than the King James Version, which is the sole biblical source he considers infallible.

According to the church’s Web site, members will also burn “Satan's music such as country, rap, rock, pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel, contemporary Christian, jazz, soul (and) oldies.

“We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Billy Graham, Rick Warren, Bill Hybels, John McArthur, James Dobson, Charles Swindoll, John Piper, Chuck Colson, Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart, Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham, Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White, T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn, Joyce Myers, Brian McLaren, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa, The Pope, Rob Bell, Erwin McManus, Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning (and) William Young.

During the book burning, according to the Web site, barbecued chicken fried chicken and “all the sides” will be served.

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/64164232.html


"Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings."
~Heinrich Heine,
Almansor, 1823





Friday, October 16, 2009

God Just Doesn't Make Us Like He Used To!


And the son of god only made it to 33...what a looser!



Before the Flood
Biblical PatriarchLife Span
Adam930
Seth912
Enosh905
Cainan910
Mahalealel895
Jared962
Enoch365
Methuselah969
Lamech777
Noah950

After the Flood
Biblical PatriarchLife Span
Shem600
Arphaxad498
Salah433
Eber464
Peleg239
Reu239
Serug230
Nahor148
Terah205




This Kid Is More Perceptive Than The Average Christian

A post from the Delagar blog:

Bible Lessons

So we're hanging out in the waiting room at our doctor's office this afternoon, the kid and me, and there's not much to read, basic Good Housekeeping journals and Hunting magazines, Dr. Phil is jabbing away on the TV, we're bored stiff. I pick up a bright primary-colored kiddy Bible and we begin reading it together solemnly.

We get to the Noah's Ark page and the kid's eyes widen.

The Kid: Mom...

Me: What?

The Kid: I just...it just occurred to me...

Me: What?

The Kid: If there were only two animals of each kind on the boat? And only Noah's family?

Me: Yeah?

The Kid: God killed kittens?

Me: Yep. And puppies.

The Kid: And babies? Toddlers?

Me: (Trying not to laugh): Well, yes. But see, they were evil babies.

The Kid: Evil toddlers?

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Anti-Gay NYC 'Beatdown' Wasn't A Hate Crime, Says Friend With Homophobic Leviticus Tattoo



"Thou shalt not lie with male, as with woman: it is abomination." Leviticus 18:22
If this violent thug feels the need to get this forever tattooed on his arm he is clearly in gay denial! I guess he didn't read the next chapter of Leviticus where it says that tattoos are an abomination.

QUEENS (WABC)
U.S. Marshals and Norfolk police took 21-year-old Daniel Rodriguez into custody at a relatives home.

Charges are pending and NYPD detectives are in the process of returning him to New York.

The other suspect, Daniel Aleman, in the beating was arrested on Sunday.

Aleman, 26, was arraigned on a charge of assault as a hate crimes. He faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

Investigators say the two Queens men taunted Jack Price and yelled anti-gay slurs before punching and kicking him last Thursday after he left a 24-hour deli near his home in Queens.

Price suffered a fractured jaw and ribs, the collapse of both of his lungs, and a lacerated spleen. All the punches and kicks the victim suffered through were captured on the cameras of a nearby business.

Last Thursday at 4:30 in the morning the victim's nightmare began. Price, who is openly gay, had been to a nearby bodega for cigarettes. The confrontation began outside the store.

Police say the suspect's yelled anti-gay slurs, and then the 5-foot-6, 130 pound man was punched and kicked over and over again. It was three minutes of horror.

In the video, the suspects are seen stopping and walking away, but they then quickly turn back. It looks like they steal something from the victim. Finally, with Price on his knees, they gave him one last punch.

Remarkably the victim was able to stumble away from the scene.

The victim's family says Price is awake and alert, but he's still on a respirator. He has a long road to recovery ahead.
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/local&id=7062514









Little Known Bible Fact of the Day: Piercings and Tattoos are a SIN!

"Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD." - Leviticus 19:28

According to the Old Testament it doesn't matter if you have a cute fairy tattoo on your ankle or your entire face tatted and pierced. Tattoos and Piercings = Sin!


Sinner!


Sinner!

Sinner!


Sinner!

I've heard Christians say "well, tattoos are only forbidden in the Old Testament, not the New, so it doesn't apply to me and my sweet Jesus fish tatt." Well, by that logic Christians should be cool with homosexuality since it's only directly referenced as being forbidden in the same book (Leviticus) of the Old Testament.