Richard Pryor: Why Vampires Hate the Crucifix

Richard Pryor had more useful insight to this world than any pope, priest, rabbi, or imam ever did!

Atheism and Christmas with Rickey Gervais

Even God is Annoyed by Twilight

"My heart falters, fear makes me tremble; the Twilight I longed for has become a horror to me." - Isaiah 21:4

"Your New Moon festivals and your appointed feasts my soul hates. They have become a burden to me; I am weary of bearing them." - Isaiah 1:14

These passages are definately in reference to the movie Twilight; the story of a young woman's choice to practice either bestiality or necrophilia. Yahweh is in no way talking about squashing all Pagan religions and rituals in the book of Isaiah.

Sarah Palin Unknowingly Endorses Cannibalism in "Going Rogue"

“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

You know our country is in a very sad state when quotes from a vice president candidate could be mistaken for quotes from Homer Simpson.

Godless Comedy from That Mitchell and Webb Look - Abraham and Isaac

"Prahang Andoek" The Turtle God of Cambodia

People believe all types of things for reasons that don't make sense to most of us. But is a belief in a magical healing god turtle that much more crazy than Christianity? The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because the first woman in the world was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?

Two Scams in One

Beliefs

Monty Pythons worshipers

God attacks church with it's own steeple in Wichita, Kansas.